Husband: Cricket Wala channel Lagao. Wife: Nahi Lagaungi. Husband: Dekh Lunga. Wife: Kya Dekh Loge. Husband: Ye channel Jo Tum Dekh Rahi Ho!
27 June all world is celebrating International Husband Day. Date itself explains why this date is selected. "Satai Joon"
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
Wife: Tum Sharaab Mein Bahut Paise Barbaad Karte Ho, Ab Band Karo. Husband: Aur Tum Jo Beauty Parlour Mein 5000 Ke Kabaad Karke Aati Ho Uska Kya? Wife: Wo To Main Tumhein Sundar Lagu Isliye. Husband: Pagli, Main Bhi To Isliye Peeta Hun Ki Tu Mujhe Sundar Lage!
मैं एक लड़की से खूब हँसी-मज़ाक करता था, खूब खुश रहता था, फिर एक दिन उससे मेरी ख़ुशी बर्दाश्त नहीं हुई और उसने मुझे Husband बना लिया।